Newspaper Thief
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| Premiere date | August 23, 2011 |
| Run time | 22:00 |
| Music composed by | Andy Sturmer |
| Writer(s) | Jim Cashman Hugh Davidson Larry Dorf Rachel Ramras |
| Director(s) | Spike Brandt Tony Cervone |
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Newspaper Thief is the fourteenth episode of The Looney Tunes Show season one. It aired on August 23, 2011 on Cartoon Network. It was directed by Spike Brandt and Tony Cervone.
Daffy suspects that a thief has stolen his morning newspaper, just hours before he and Bugs host a dinner party for their neighbors.
Detailed summary
Memorable quotes
Bugs: What are you so upset about? I've never seen you read a newspaper.
Daffy: I don't read it. I do what normal people do with it. Day by day, slowly build a paper mache parade float.
Bugs: What parade are ya in?
Daffy: I'm not a parade. I am the parade!
Bugs: We are about to, uh... go somewhere?
Lezah: What? You mean the broom? No, I'm cleaning the house! I drive a minivan.
Bugs: I jut wanna thank welcome for comin' to Daffy's apology party. I hope that after tonight, we can all agree that bygones will be bygones. Oh, and I've got carrot pie in the oven, so save room!
Yosemite: Carrot pie?
Lezah: Well, I hope it's okay I brought my son.
Granny: It's so hard to get to sit to these days.
Yosemite: Please let there be other women to come this thing...
Yosemite: Yosemite Sam is a lot of things, a liar, a cheater, a false witness, a sore loser, a bad friend, a shaded businessman, a blamer, a flimflammer, a horn swaggler, I'm cheap and I steals things, but I am no thief!
Daffy: Now, one of you has a plate with the number 5 on it! Who has the number 5?
Granny: I do!
Lezah: So do I!
Daffy: How does that happen?!
(Daffy takes Yosemite's plate and writes a number 3 instead)
Daffy: There! Now you have a number 3.
Gossamer: I have a 3!
Daffy: Ugh!
Granny: I have something to say... I like him! My life is so boring, but tonight was the most fun I've had in years, and it's all thanks to him. Oh-ho! Well, you've got to admit, our street got interesting when he moved in.
Lezah: Hmm, That is true. It was certainly the most memorable Columbus Day I ever had.
Yosemite: I've been meanin' to ask ya. Did the rats symbolize the colonization of the New World by comparin' the arrival of the Europeans to an infestation of vermin?
Daffy: I didn't follow any of that...
Yosemite: Eh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Daffy: What? I'm serious. I didn't understand anything you just said.
Characters
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Locations
Objects
- The Best Laid Plans
- Carrot pie
Vehicles
- Daffy's parade float
- Lezah's minivan
Production
Development
Filming
Music
The music was composed by Andy Strumer.
Release
Dates are in order of release:
- United States: August 23, 2011 on Cartoon Network
Behind the scenes
- This episode takes place on Columbus Day.
Errors
Everlasting Influence
Critical reception
In other languages
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