Be Polite (song)
- You may also be looking for the segment "Be Polite."
"Be Polite" is a song sung by Mac, Tosh and Marvin the Martian during the Merrie Melodies segment of The Looney Tunes Show episode "Double Date." It was written by Andy Sturmer and was performed by Rob Paulsen, Jess Harnell and Damon Jones.
Lyrics
Tosh:
Oh, Mac!
Mac:
Yes, chum?
Tosh:
Could you please pass me the cream
For my cup of tea?
Mac:
I would be delighted!
Tosh:
Well, thank you!
Mac:
Not at all, thank you for your thank you!
Tosh:
Oh, well you're welcome for my thank you.
Mac:
Well, thank you again!
Both:
HAHAHAHAHA!
(Be Polite, always be nice)
(Make sugar your favorite spice)
Tosh:
My aunty sent me a birthday card.
I was so completely charmed.
I seized the chance, I could not pass it.
I sent her a muffin basket!
Mac:
I was at the bank today.
The teller sent a smile my way.
She did it with such great panache.
I gave the teller all my cash!
(Be Polite, always be nice)
(Make sugar your favorite spice)
(When helping Granny cross the street)
(Take the time to massage her feet)
Marvin the Martian:
B, B-E P-O-L-I-T-E!
B, B-E P-O-L-I-T-E!
Say "please" and "thank you."
When you hear a sneeze say "bless you."
Open doors and pull out chairs.
Don't push people down the stairs.
Tosh:
We were dining Thursday night.
The waiter set our plates just right.
We were so very impressed
We knitted him a sweater-vest!
Mac:
When our car ran out of gas
The tow truck guy got there fast.
He filled our tank with no delay.
We took him to a Broadway play!
(Be Polite, always be nice)
(Make sugar your favorite spice)
Marvin the Martian:
If someone shoots you with their laser beam
Remember that it would be rude to scream
Be polite, or I'll vaporize you.
