Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

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Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
Premiere date	May 12, 2009 (DVD and Blu-Ray) February 19, 2010 (YouTube)
Run time	1:09
Starring	Seth MacFarlane John Viener Alec Sulkin Danny Smith
Music composed by	Walter Murphy
Story by	Seth MacFarlane
Writer(s)	Seth MacFarlane Andrew Goldberg
Director(s)	Greg Colton
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Die, Sweet Roadrunner Die is the 26th episode of Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy. It is a parody of the Warner Bros. theatrical shorts starring Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner, and was released on DVD and Blu-Ray on May 12, 2009.

After finally capturing the Road Runner, Wile E. contemplates on what else to do with his life.

Memorable quotes

Wile E.: Holy shit. I did it! He's under there. I got him. I fucking got him.

Wile E.: Hmmm... Oh, this is delicious. I mean, you know, it's like when you work for your meal when you really work for it. It just tastes that much better, you know.
Coyote: So, what are you going to do now?
Wile E.: Huh... Never really thought about it... Been chasing this damn bird for 20 years, and... not really trained for anything else. I guess I kind of let my life get away from me.
Coyote: Well, I'm sure something will turn out...

Wile E.: And then, all of the sudden, it hit me! I knew who I wanted to be. And I untied myself from that catapult, and here I am.
Coyote: Well, that is such a relief.
Wile E.: I know, I know... So, if you have about 45 minutes, I'd like to talk you about the Lord, Jesus Christ.
Coyote: Oh, shit...

Characters

Legend
Character debut	Speaking debut	Ep. debut	No lines	Mentioned

In order of appearance:

Character	Actor
Wile E. Coyote	Seth MacFarlane
Road Runner	Paul Julian
Other Coyote	John Viener
Customer #1	Alec Sulkin
Customer #2	N/A
Customer #3	N/A
Restaurant boss	Danny Smith
Jesus Christ

Locations

• Earth
  • United States
    • Desert
      • Wile's residence
    • Restaurant
    • Café

Objects

• Pastrami on rye
• Pasta salad
• Diet Cokes
• Regular coke (mentioned)
• Catapult

Release

Dates are in order of release:

• United States: May 12, 2009 on DVD and Blu-Ray; February 19, 2010 on YouTube

Behind the scenes

• The episode was uploaded on YouTube, but was censored for language.
• Archival audio of Paul Julian as the Road Runner is used in this episode.

Home availability

• In the United States:
  • May 12, 2009: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment releases Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon on DVD.
  • May 12, 2009: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment releases Seth MacFarlane's Cavalacade of Cartoon on Blu-Ray.
• In the United Kingdom and Ireland:
  • January 25, 2010: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment releases Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon on DVD.