I'm a Martian (song)

I'm a Martian is a song sung by Marvin the Martian during the Merrie Melodies segment of The Looney Tunes Show episode "Members Only". It was written by Andy Sturmer and was performed by Damon Jones.

Lyrics
Every time you see me, you earthlings turn and run. I don't know what your problem is. I'm really super fun.

I'm a Martian! Not a great white shark. I'm a Martian! I play frisbee in the park.

Come over to my party. It's not that long a trip. You'll be glad you made the journey for my seven-layered dip. I like sharing cheese pizza. You see, I'm not so bad. Do you like little puppies? I make them in my lab.

I'm a Martian! I harbor you no ill will. A Martian! Does someone need a chill pill?

My name's Marvin, I'm a Martian! La-la-la-la-le-la-la-lee-lee-lo

Let's share a lemon soda. And talk about our feelings. But don't insult my helmet 'Cause then I'll hit the ceiling.

I've got a laser! And it's pointed at your planet. It's my laser! So don't take me for granted.

I'm a Martian! Boom-shaka-laka I'm a Martian! Shaka-laka.........boom.