Lazer Beam (song)

Lazer Beam is a song sung by Marvin the Martian during the Merrie Melodies segment of The Looney Tunes Show episode "Bobcat's on Three!" It was written by Andy Sturmer and was performed by Damon Jones.

Lyrics
You seem detached today When I look at you, you look away What is it you want me to say? This is just like a bad dream I give you love, but you act so mean It's like you've drifted far away from me

Laser beam Why have you forsaken me? Laser beam I feel you pulling away from me

All the times that we've had together are now vaporized All the things we've destroyed together are gone like the tears flowing from my eyes Remember that night in quadrant 9 when we blew up a class two omega sequence star? We gave each other pedicures and talked all night and ate peanut butter from the jar

I've never felt closer to anyone in my life And now, you're sitting there and you refuse to power on and it cuts me like a knife I can't believe you won't power on anymore It's not like I can run down and buy another laser at the laser store

Laser beam I guess this is our last mission Laser beam I will miss your nuclear fission

I guess this is good-bye Someday, I'll have to try To bring myself to forgive you....

....Oh, or I could just plug you in. Common mistake. hiyooo!